21 WTF Hindi Newspaper Headlines That Are More Than Just News
by Shashwat Maheshwari on NOVEMBER 12 , 2014
Newspapers used to be boring. Because news was boring. Then they started letting crazy people write for them. So then, this happened.
I highly recommend you to read the whole clippings. But for the super lazy ones, I've highlighted the important stuff. Read and learn real journalism.
1. I can't believe he bragged about such 'Kutta Kaam' !
[Translation: Shameless drunkard rapes bitch] |
2. Don't you just hate it when unknown people beat you up?
[Translation: Husband assaulted with a stick] |
3. The mystery of the lost husbands
[Translation: Fed up with their wives, husbands turn to ascetism] |
4. He must really love his father-in-law.
[Translation: Love is blind. Man flees with mother-in-law] |
5. I thought they were just jokes.
[Translation: Sells kidney to buy iPhone/iPad] |
6. "Hey! I thought it's for my dog house" - Tiger
[Translation: 'Tiger' carries 75 bricks everyday, for temple construction] |
7. See what you've done, Whatsapp!
[Translation: Girl busy on the phone, falls into sewer] |
8. Poetic justice
[Translation: He cheated on her, she beats him in public] |
9. Love is in the air. Like literally.
[Translation: One look at his face, was the end of this Facebook affair] |
10. Jee haan!
[Translation: Girlfriends calls during study time] |
11. Marriages are made in heaven. Blame God.
[Translation: I don't marry, it just happens] |
12. I feel for you, bro!
[Translation: Woman not satisfied even after 36 hours of sex, man calls cops] |
13. Never ever break the dress code.
[Translation: 43 young girls arrested for begging in western clothes] |
14. Proof that fried food is not good.In other news, be wary of who you're adding on Facebook. It could well be your wife!
[Translation: Bride sends husband to buy samosa, runs away with lover ] |
15. Astonishing! They had confirmed tickets!
[Translation: Sagar's team abandons match to catch train] |
16. Good job, dragon fly. Vidya owes you one.
[Translation: Dragon fly saves Vidya from getting kissed by Tussar] |
17. "Sanskaari hai ye keeda!"
[Translation: Lovers get bitten by insect while making out] |
18. Yeah. 12 is about fine.
[Translation: Price asks for a dozen husbands] |
19. You can't fool Punjab Kesari, Ms. Bieber!
[Translation: Bieber was spotted kissing someone in HER car] |
20. Valid theory. Way to go, Police!
[Translation: Conspiracy suspected behind hullabaloo] |
21. Black eye. Blue lips. Broken ribs.
[Translation: Popular star Honey Singh beaten at Palwal] Photos Sourced from Here, Here and Here We highly recommend a subscription to these newspapers. |
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